Sugarpluff

May 19

Friendly reminder that

orderlybunker:

• Tumblr will remain independent
• Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
• The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
• There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
• The terms and conditions will remain the same
• Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
• ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

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Castiel:

blueeyeboy:

Castiel:

SamWinchester:

DeanWinchester:

Bitch.

Jerk.

I don’t understand that reference. 

How do you not understand it are you in this fandom

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Best thing I've read on tumblr.

• Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
• Student : Yes, sir.
• Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
• Student : Absolutely, sir.
• Professor : Is GOD good?
• Student : Sure.
• Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
• (Student was silent.)
• Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor: Is satan good?
• Student : No.
• Professor: Where does satan come from?
• Student : From … GOD …
• Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
• Student : Yes
• Professor: So who created evil ?
• (Student did not answer.)
• Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
• Student : Yes, sir.
• Professor: So, who created them ?
• (Student had no answer.)
• Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
• Student : No, sir.
• Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
• Student : No , sir.
• Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
• Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
• Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
• Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
• Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
• Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
• Professor: Yes.
• Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
• Professor: Yes.
• Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
• (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
• Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
• (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
• Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
• Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
• Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
• Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
• Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
• Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
• Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
• Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
• Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
• (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
• Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
• (The class was in uproar.)
• Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
• (The class broke out into laughter.)
• Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
• (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
• Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
• Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
• That student was Albert Einstein.

clintofbartonia:

thejohnlockgames:

iwillalwaysfindyousnow:

onceuponatimeinerebor:

consultingsuperhusbands:

jashingirl:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

for-the-love-of-scarves:

a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:

p0isone:

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

Amen.

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

or my fake fbi badge

Or my pocket magnifying glass

or my wand

or my psychic paper

Or my precious

I lost it at my precious

so did smeageol

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leave a fandom in my ask box?

• 5 favorite characters:
• 3 OTPs:
• Funniest character:
• Prettiest character:
• Most badass character:
• Character I’d like as my BFF:
• Character that’s ruined my life:

(Source: wyndamwesley, via yoshiki-tan)

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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tips for crying

fuckyeahmadpride:

- let yourself cry

- drink plenty of water or you might get a headache and the cry will feel more like a punishment than a catharsis

- if you wipe away tears before they can fall down your cheeks maybe think about that.  your tears are not an inconvenience you do not need to minimize them.

- let yourself cry

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katrinadraws:

Know Your Pokeballs poster for Anime Boston (ง •̀◡•́)ง

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candy-red-dani:

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert

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skysedge:

thepondfall:

i’m dying 

WHAT

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zonkypuff:

Eurovision in a nutshell:

• Actual girl on fire
• Girls kissing
• Something about shoes
• Jesus
• Gay vampire
• Eyebrows
• Thor
• Hot drummers
• Alcohol is free

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